Ask a Crazy Brittanalyst…

Part I: On Santana “Gone Missing” in 2x22, the Bartie Breakup, and the Issue of Santana Coming Out

Part II: On Santana’s Lesbianism and the Implications of Santana’s Behavior During the Flirt Locker Scene

Part III: On Bartie, Santana’s Lima Heights Adjacent Bluff, Santana in “Furt,” the Frozen Dessert Locker Scene, and Brittany’s Bisexuality

Part IV: On Eggs, Santana’s Attraction to Women, and the Proper Pronunciation of Achele… Maybe

Part V: On Brittana Goggles, HeYa’s Influence Over Brittana, How Not to Write a Television Show, and Santana’s Flirting During the Flirt Locker

Part VI: On Brittana’s Respective Kissing Histories, Possible “Landslide” Context and Implications, Rationalizing Brittana, and Why Brittana Are Endgame

Part VII (First Edition): On Santana’s Gay Panic and “River Deep, Mountain High,” the Story of How JJ Became a Crazy Brittanalyst, and Santana Lopez and Self-Love

Part VII (Second Edition): On Hypothetical Brittana Child-Rearing, Why Brittana Are Soulmates, and Santana’s Approach to Flirting

Part VIII: On Whether or Not Santana “Deserves” Brittany and Santana’s Path Towards Being Ready for a Relationship

Part IX: On Brittany and Being Herself, Santana Creys, and Santana and the Glee Girls’ Meeting of 2x08

Part X: On the Brittany Interview, What Artie Knows About Brittana Following “Landslide,” Naya at the ALMAs, Santana Expressing Her Feelings, and How Brittany Loves Santana More Than Anyone Else in This World

Part XI: “‘The Purple Piano Project’ Edition”: On the Unholy Trinity and Dating for Status, Sancedes Friendship, Sue’s Veiled Threats, Brittany’s Zodiac, and Santana’s Careful Diction 

Part XII: On Fanfiction as Legitimate Genre, Recent Song Spoilers, and Brittany’s Appreciation for the Arts

Part XIII: On Narrative Possibilities for 3x07, Why Brittana Getting Together and Potentially Kissing Will Kill JJ, Possible Finnbrittana in 3x04, and Santana’s Heart Motif

Part XIV: Fic Preview and On Santana’s Vicious, Vicious Words and What Brittany Knows About Santana’s Home Life

Part XV: On Santana’s Cruelty, Sneaky!Brittany Ethics, the Possibility for a Brittana Kiss in Season Three, Why Brittana Deserve Equal Treatment, and Brittana’s Shared Mannerisms

Part XVI: On the Christmas Album, Sneaky!Brittany Interviewing Mr. Schue in 2x19, Brittana’s Unfilled Need for an Adult Mentor, and Santana’s Excuse for Not Joining Shelby’s Club Right Away in 3x04

Part XVII: “Biggest Edition Ever”: On Motivations for Pezberry Aggression, the New Directions-Santana Dynamics, Brittany and Dubious Consent, “RHI/STY” and Narrative Possibility, Santana’s Nail Maintenance, and Naya’s Smoking Habit

Part XVIII: On Santana’s Reaction to Finn Post-Outing and the Sue and Santana Dynamic in 3x06, Santana’s Reaction to “I Have A Love,” Where Santana Learns Her Insults, and an In-Depth Reading of Santana’s Body Language During “Rumour Has It/Someone Like You”

Part XIX: On Santana Body Image Issues, Brittany as the “Girl Who Turns into a Stripper” Drunk in 2x14, the Roots of the Good Ship Brittana, the Pezberry Insult of 2x12, and Brittany’s Upcoming Graduation

Part XX: On Santana’s “I Kissed a Girl” Performance, Sneaky!Brittany and “My Headband,” the Lima Heights Adjacent/Dr. Lopez Paradox, Kurtana Interactions in 2x04, and the Possibility of a Season Three Brittana Kiss

Part XXI: On Sue and the Troubletones, Visual Evidences of Brittany’s Love for Santana, Brittana in the Background, Brittana and the Cheerios, the Root Cause of Santana’s Bitchiness, Brittany’s Reaction to Finn in 3x07, and Why HeMo is Our First Mate

Part XXII: On How “Everybody Knows” About Brittana in 3x06 and 3x07, Brittana’s Longing Looks in the Bathroom Scene of 3x07, the Importance of a Brittana Kiss, and the Pezberry Handhold of 3x07

Part XXIII: On HeMo’s Acting; JJ’s Ships and Friendships; Brittany’s Facial Expressions during “Survivor/I Will Survive;” Pieberry Hate; and Sugar’s Wardrobe Choices

Part XXIV: On Glee + Disney; Fandom Reaction to Brittany Outing Santana in 2x19 versus Finn Outing Santana in 3x06; Who All Knows About Brittana and Santana in 2x19; and Whatever Happened to Brittany’s Dialogue 

Part XXV: On Santana’s Sexual History as Per 1x15, Happy Science, My Username, Santana’s Pop Culture References in 3x11, and Santana’s Future

Part XXVI: On Brittany and Santana’s Infinite Playlist, Brittany’s “Belief” in Santa Claus, Santana’s Pop Culture References, and Thug!Brittana Songs

Part XXVII: On Brittany’s Sugar Shack Outfit, the Impossibility of a New Brittana Love Interest, When Brittana Started Dating, the Strength of Brittana’s Love for Each Other, and Five Things I Love About Brittana

Part XXVIII: On Santana’s Reaction to the Campaign Video, Brittana’s Season Three Body Language, and the Health of Brittana’s Relationship